The Age of Forgetfulness
I forgot my own birthday.
I mean, I remembered the date, but I thought it was next week, for some reason. This past Wednesday, I even told someone, "I'm 33. At least, I will be in two weeks."
I saw Brian give a little eye roll, but I ignored it.
Later, I was talking to him, asking if we should do something fun for my birthday in two weeks, and he said, "It's this week. It's on Saturday."
"No it's not."
"Yes, it is."
When I insisted that it was in two weeks, Brian said, "What's today?"
"November 11th."
"And what day is your birthday?"
"November fourtee—Oh! You're right."
Well, this is getting older. Why bother remembering your birthday if it's only going to indicate you that you are no longer a spring chicken. Maybe this is one of the advantages of senility.
I remember we had lunch with Brian's grandmother for her 90th birthday. We were at his aunt and uncle's. Grandma Shirley was busy eating when Brian's uncle said, "So, Shirley. 90? 90 is a long time. A lot has changed in 90 years. You've seen the automobile, the airplane, and the spaceship. You've lived through two world wars. You've seen the rise and fall of the Soviet Union. A president was shot. Man walked on the moon. The radio, the telephone, television, the computer. A lot has changed in 90 years, hasn't it."
Grandma Shirley looked up from her food and shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know," she said. "Maybe."
So I don't know. Maybe I'm 33. Maybe it's no longer worth remembering.